Purple Tuesday
You’re a little slick
called out sick
tried Monday
and it didn’t fit
staring in the mirror
for a full minute
you take a pill
pop in a disc
it’s purple Tuesday
it happens this way
once a quarter
you need a reset
purple Tuesday
your personal holiday
shared with your
favorite planet
friends are gone
weather sucks
megalomaniacs
destroy it all
you can opt out
in your choice of gowns
six hours are yours
off the clock
purple Tuesday
begins to play
here to celebrate
no one else
purple Tuesday
the parade
starts in a cookie jar
then goes straight to bed