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Metaphor Shortages

 Metaphor Shortages

 

can’t wear those pants no more

i don’t dance for anyone

 

can’t drink more than soda

no more chili dog runs

 

don’t deal with Frank at all

haven’t called…

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Thinking thematically about stuff no one cares about





 My friend Sean Flora is finishing mixes on the next mini-album, "Nudes" and should be ready in two-three weeks, depending on how badly he needs the money. 

I'm sitting on an embarrassing number of albums and as I'm single and…

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The Female Form



chasing that line your entire life entangled surrounded from all sides cat with a laser closer then disappears while you’ve been inside the entire time the distance makes things delicious you feel a weakness from a certain perspective the female…
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God Responds

 God Responds


I get a lot of prayers from people

who are like,


“Can you give me that one

again; I think I can handle it now”


Or “if I just had a bit more talent 

here I could make…

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What the book wants

 What The Book Wants 

 

when you put it down 

you’re far from done 

thoughts demand action 

demanding blood

 

you could read another 

but you’d just move deeper 

as you search for…

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Carving in Glass

 Carving in Glass


If you knew at the time

you would’ve taken more care


gone a bit slower

milked it all afternoon


instead you assumed

it was what was owed to you


as your mother’s favorite

the future assured


and…

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The Crazy Teacher


Looks like they’re on crack Dresses like the circus Talks five times too fast Probably escaped from prison Frequently with coffee Screaming now singing Showing videos and cartoons In hot water with administration You wouldn’t work with them But you’re…
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Crysexual

 I cry for my students 

cry for their parents 

cry for the species 


I haven’t even heard of yet  



I cry for the ignorant


cry for the intelligent 


cry for the rich 


I cry for the cognizant 



I take all…